OOPS - you were TOO slow,
Revolution is full!

You can get your name on the wait-list,
we'll get back to you when some
UNLUCKY BASTARD
says they can't make it!

Do you have any idea how many
UNLUCKY BASTARDs
there are in the world?

Fill out a rego and see! (hold your check)

Also note:
You may NOT bring glass to Revolution!

Should you be found with glass, you will be escorted OFF the property!

No, we are NOT fooling!

And furthermore, by order of the property owner:
1. NO GLASS
2. NO ASSHOLES
3. NO PETS

Ok, if you're ready to accept: No pets, no assholes, no glass,
AND NO REGO FORMS FROM A PREVIOUS YEAR (tell your friends),
press here for the best time you can possibly have for $29.95!!!!!
(remember, HOLD your check, we'll get back to you!)