The
Revolution Hash House Harriers
Present
REVOLUTION XII
11-13 Jun 2010
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This event is closed to registration.
Who's cuming ?
The only thing GUARAN-DAMN-TEED is hashing and beer, daylight and darkness.
Yes, it's true. We had to raise the price, the damn beer makers are charging as much for two kegs as we used to pay for three! Add on the extra taxes for the country's new health care (courtesy of the Dems), and we almost can't afford to drink!!
Registration: What we did.
Registration opened the end of January, 2010, we were over 100 by late February. The first 100 regos were posted. We put the rest on a wait list, which makes it easier for us to manage the cancellations and late additions.
Folks, please DO NOT bring glass onto the property!
NOTE: The site for the revolution is private property belonging to an acquaintance of the "Revolution" hashers. It is imperative that all participants respect this property, 1) to prevent embarrassment to our fellow hashers, 2) to keep the invitation open to future hash events. We'd all like to enjoy ourselves in the manner to which, we as hashers, are accustomed, and we can't do that if we have stay sober and police the behavior of other hashers. If you are willing to act responsibly relative to our host's property and each other, AND WANT TO HAVE A GOOD HASHING TIME, let's get started!!!
The venue is located at; 2993 Cloverdale Rd, Bremo Bluff, VA 23022
If this address does not work in your GPS, guess what? Yup, your data base is NOT up to date! You got to use a map, so just get over it.
Distance from Richmond to the Revolution Site: about 50 miles.
Distance from Charlottesville, about 30 miles.
Distance from Lynchburg, VA, about 70 miles.
Poke here for d'erections from above to Revolution.
Poke here for a " primer " on how to get there from Richmond, with annotated maps.
What you get:
42 continuous hours of hashing and beer drinking!
- Friday night: HEAVY finger food all evening, music by (Betel?), nekid hash in the dark, midnight snack (?)
- Saturday: to-order-breakfast, hash, lunch, hash fun, roasted pork dinner, music by Bone, midnight snack (?); and
- Sunday morning: to-order-breakfast, hangover hash!
- and all that Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Beerr! Beer! Beer! Beer!
- Along with heaps of food!
- and great trails (see above)!
- ALL for $34.95
What you don't get:
- 24 hour bus service (but you do get Jeep rides if you want em)
- Dinner Cruise (but you can join the dinner crew)
- Live Bands (but you do get live bugs)
- Fancy giveaways (poison ivy is free -- and abundant!)
- Indoor plumbing (outhouses and a garden hose shower instead)
What to bring:
- Camping equipment (tent, sleeping bag, etc - while the lodging is free, it doesn't have all the amenities of an IAH hotel)
- Bug spray (pure, unadulterated shiggy!)
- A mug (it makes it easier to drink the keg beer)
- Shoes (you won't need clothes, but shoes are recommended)
- A chair (unless you want to sit on the ground)
- While drinking water is available (spring feed), you may want to bring your own bottled stuff
- Fill your gas tank when you leave the interstate, you may not get another chance!
What NOT to bring:
- NO GLASS! REALLY!!!
- Your haberdashery (no beauty contest herre - Got Milk? already won)
- Your pets ! (by order of the property owner)
- Your kids! (there will be nudity, drunkeness, perversion, etc... HASH behavior)
- A rotten attitude (anyone failing to respect the owners property, or acting like a complete asshole will be asked to leave -- NOT politely!)
- Do not attempt to throw anything of significance, including chairs and/or tents, into the fire.
- Assaults on others, especially sexual assaults, will be dealt with harshly.
- You are expected to arrive by 9 PM, Friday. Should you arrive later, you may have to walk in.
- CELL PHONES MAY NOT WORK AT THE CAMP SITE. (but will nearby)
Need more info?
Contact Gopher/Piggy .
About registration:
The venue, facilities and equipment limit participation absolutely to 130 persons. About one hundred will be posted as confirmed guests as registrations are received. Remaining registrations will be held in the order received, but not posted - confirmation will be pending.
This event is managed principally by five persons, who make up the "Executive Committee". A number of other persons provide significant assistance in preparing for the event and those persons will be included, potentially displacing persons whose confirmation is pending. Additionally, the Executive Committee reserves the privilege of inviting participants up to the event date, potentially displacing additional unposted registrants.
Additional confirmations will be posted as earlier registrants drop out, presuming those persons notify the registrar. Refunds may be made prior to 15 May, conditional thereafter as monies will have been spent. Note that persons obtaining registrations other than through the registrar may be denied access to the venue.
Ultimately, the property owner’s authority exceeds that of the executive committee. Refer to his absolute rule regarding registration: NO ASSHOLES!
Registration for Revolution XIII (the return of Gopher), 10-12 Jun 2011, begins on or about 24 Jan 11.
We'll be looking for you...
