* The only thing GUARAN-DAMN-TEED is hashing and beer, daylight and darkness. Who's cuming ?

Distance from Richmond to the Revolution Site: about 50 miles.
Poke here for d'erections to Revolution.
Poke here for a " primer " on how to get there from Richmond, with annotated maps.

42 continuous hours of hashing and beer drinking!

• Friday night: roasted chicken dinner, nekid hash in the dark, midnight cheesy-fries
  
• Saturday: to-order-breakfast, mountain bike ride, hash, lunch, Hash Olympics, mountain bike race, roasted pork dinner, music by Bone, midnight pizza; and
  (NOTE: weather permitting, there'll be an open bed pick-up ride to the river and back, for um.... bathing)
  
• Sunday morning: to-order-breakfast, hangover hash!
  
• and all that Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Beerr! Beer! Beer! Beer!
  
• Along with heaps of food!
  
• and great trails (see above)!
  
• ALL for $29.95
  

What you don't get:

• 24 hour bus service (But you do get tractor rides if you want em)
  
• Dinner Cruise (But you can join the dinner crew)
  
• Live Bands (But you do get live bugs)
• Fancy Giveaways (Poison Ivy is free -- and abundant!)
  
• Indoor Plumbing (Porta-Johns and a shower hose instead)

• Camping equipment (tent, sleeping bag, etc - while the lodging is free, it doesn't have all the amenities of an IAH hotel)
  
• Bug spray (pure, unadulterated shiggy!)
  
• A mug (it makes it easier to drink the beer)
  
• Shoes (you won't need clothes, but shoes are recommended)
  
• A chair (unless you want to sit on the ground)
  
• While drinking water is available (spring feed), you may want to bring your own bottled stuff
  
• Fill your gas tank when you leave the interstate, you may not get another chance!

• NO GLASS! REALLY!!!
  
• Your haberdashery (no beauty contest herre - Got Milk? already won)
  
• Your pets ! (by order of the property owner)
  
• Your kids! (there will be nudity, drunkeness, perversion, etc... HASH behavior)
  
• A rotten attitude (anyone failing to respect the owners property, or acting like a complete asshole will be asked to leave -- NOT politely!)

NOTICE:

• You are expected to arrive by 9 PM, Friday. Should you arrive later, you may have to walk in.
  
• CELL PHONES MAY NOT WORK AT THE CAMP SITE. (but nearby)

NOTE: The site for the revolution is private property belonging to an acquaintance of the "Revolution" hashers. It is imperative that all participants respect this property, 1) to prevent embarrassment to our fellow hashers, 2) to keep the invitation open to future hash events. We'd all like to enjoy ourselves in the manner to which, we as hashers, are accustomed, and we can't do that if we have stay sober and police the behavior of other hashers. If you are willing to act responsibly relative to our host's property, AND WANT TO HAVE A GOOD HASHING TIME, let's get started!!!

Distance from Richmond to the Revolution Site: about 50 miles.
Poke here for d'erections to Revolution.
Poke here for a " primer " on how to get there from Richmond, with annotated maps.

The REVOLUTION X (6-8 Jun 08) registration form .

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